Would you rather have a box or raisins or a bag of chocolate chips? What about raisin cookies? Raisin bran? Raisin pancakes?! There are so many things that chocolate chips can do better.
What will you do when there is no one else around? No diets, no dress code, no one to tell you know. Think about it!!
Think that was an awesome movie? Well you should have read the book. Books create a movie in your mind based on what you think is interesting. Don’t let someone else try to tell you what the story looks like.
Lifes too short to worry about everyone and their stupid opinions. Just smile and see what happens.
Who’s awesome? This cat is awesome. And he has the box to prove it.
You know what’s great advertising? Being happy. So happy it’s sofa king amazing.
It’s time for daffodils, bunnies, Easter, and warm weather. Enough is enough! If you’re going to have snow, you might as well get a unicorn snow tube.
When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “PLOT TWIST!” and move on. Even when things don’t go wrong, if you’re just board, yet it and change your life. Keep it interesting!
No date? No worries. Just snuggle up with some chocolate. That way you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant; or a call the next day. It’s much more satisfying.
