Your Wife is Hot!
Now is a good time to get that AC fixed. And remember, when mamma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
Ninja Turtles Need Barbie Bitches
I was kind of a tomboy growing up. Like, I had Barbie’s but only because my Ninja Turtles needed bitches.
The party don’t start ’till I walk in.
Don’t stop kitty. Don’t stop being the life of the party. You go girl.
It’s all fun and games until Monday rolls around.
The week is the buildup, the weekend is the exciting part, Monday is the disappointment.
Life Goal: Swing 360 Degrees Around
As a kid, who didn’t want to swing all the way around? Even as an adult I’d like to accomplish that.
You can’t have happiness without a little rain.
Life isn’t all rainbows and roses. You need a little rain and a little pain to really understand what happiness is.
Hash Tag, You’re It! #hashtag
I’m not sure if I should play this game on Twitter, Facebook, or in real life.
You said press ANY button!
I just pressed the power button and it didn’t turn continue like you said. You lied to me!
Morning aren’t nearly as awesome as in the movies.
Not matter when I got to sleep, or how good I sleep, I still never want get out of bed.
Realists are the only ones who know what’s going on.
They think they’re so smart, looking at all the facts. Sometimes, it’s good to be ignorant.