Nothing Stops Donkey Kong
Nothing stops Donkey Kong on an ostrich. I mean what possibly could? This is amazing!
Am I Genius or Crazy? Depends on the moment.
There’s a fine line between genius & crazy… I like to use that line as a jump rope.
Make your mornings better by adding googly eyes to your appliances.
They always talk about how a kitchen remodel can make your space so much better. Well so can google eyes. Just add them to your appliances and they’ll make you smile every morning. It’s happiness without the work.
Humans Are Watching. Act Natural.
Dogs love going for rides in cars. But sometimes, they notice you watching and try to act natural. They try so hard.
Where did spring go?
Every year spring shows up and everything is awesome, then it disappears and that jerk winter is back. It’s like a battle. Spring eventually wins, but why does it take so long?! via thegentlemansarmchair.com
Once Upon a Time I Had a Life. Then I Got The Internet.
Remember everything we use to do before we had the internet? Talk to people, work on projects that we could actually touch, go outside. Man, those were the days.
The light inside is broken, but I still work.
I’m pretty sure this is how a lot of people feel at work every day. Unfortunately, they aren’t filled with snacks or money.
The Rock can beat any wrestler except one.
If you ever go into professional wrestling, just call yourself paper and the Rock won’t have a chance. Course, if you wrestle scissors, you’re screwed.
I’d go outside, but there are people out there.
Everyone says I should go outside and enjoy the weather. But there are people out there. What if I don’t like them? What if I get bored? I like my internet and virtual friends. They’re cool.