Is This A Cow Pig? Does he make Bacon Flavored Beef?
Wow, a real life cow pig. This must be where beef flavored bacon comes from. Or is it bacon flavored beef?
When Severus Snape Visits Twilight
It seems that Severus Snape, from Harry Potter, doesn’t think much of the Edward, the sparkly Twilight vampire.
What Does Your Spouse Say About You?
Chances of two beautiful people being together is rare. Usually one is hotter than the other and there is a reason why ugly people get beautiful spouses. I hope, for your sake, it’s the husband that’s ugly.
Trespassers and Survivors Will Be Shot
Be careful when out shopping this year. Not only with trespassers be shot, but so will any survivors. Man these black Friday sales are getting dangerous.
Make Peace This Thanksgiving. These Two Did.
If the cat and the dog can come together for a happy Thanksgiving, I’m sure you can forgive your enemies too. Even if it’s just for one day.
What Does Your Hand Say About Your Turkey?
Is your hand turkey original recipe? Or do you have a little rocker, trekkie or Fonz in it? Happy Thanksgiving!
Why Did The Turkey Cross The Border?
It seems that the turkey crossed the border because you’ve never heard of a turkey burrito. Have you?
Is That a Pop-Up Timer in Your Belly or Are You Happy to See Me?
Hope a hottie finds you irresistible this Thanksgiving!
My Spidey Senses are Tingling
Something is going on. My spidey senses are tingling and that means that either the weather is about to change, someone’s making tacos, or I’m going crazy. I hope it’s tacos as my spidey tummy is rumbling.
Bike or Car? Money or Fat? Spanex or Jail?
It’s a tough decision. The bike runs on fat, and saves me money. The car runs on money, and makes me fat. The car has a radio, protection from bugs and the weather, and when I hit things, it doesn’t hurt as much. Plus it goes wicked fast. The bike can create its own roads, travel down … Read more