Easiest Coloring Book Ever!
How great is this? You get white crayons to color the snow, snowmen and polar bears. Perfection every time; guaranteed.
And You Wonder Why You Don’t Get Chicks
You’re not gonna get in my pants if you don’t love Jesus. Some people are single until they’re 50. And there’s usually a good reason why.
less h8 more <3
Just saying. We could all use a little less hate and a lot more love. It’d make things so much better.
Where Do You See Yourself In 10 Years?
Finally. I now have an answer to that stupid interview question “Where do you see yourself in 10 years?” In a mirror.
You Know Your Flying To Low When…
You know your flying to low when you look out or airplane window and see a giraffe. That right there is a good time to start to panic.
Not All Snowflakes Are Tasty
Be careful when trying to catch snowflakes on your tongue. You never know when a bird may want to drop by and play a little joke on you.
Bat Cat Is Here To Protect You
Have no fear humans, Bat Cat is here to protect you. Unless he’s sleeping or eating. Otherwise he’ll protect you. If he feels like it.
Amazing New iPhone 5 Feature List!
Apple is pulling out all the stops on the iPhone 5. Here are just a few of the great new things it can do: Does your taxes and your hair Repairs appliances Gives the flu to your ex Makes broccoli taste like chocolate Controls the weather Gets you out of jail for free Pie on … Read more
Help Control The Human Population
Help Control The Human Population – Have your human spayed or neutered. If your cat is saying something like this, then it’s time to get a new cat.