Amazing New iPhone 5 Feature List!

Amazing New iPhone 5 Feature List!

Apple is pulling out all the stops on the iPhone 5. Here are just a few of the great new things it can do:

  • Does your taxes and your hair
  • Repairs appliances
  • Gives the flu to your ex
  • Makes broccoli taste like chocolate
  • Controls the weather
  • Gets you out of jail for free
  • Pie on demand
  • Makes you invisible
  • Time travel
  • Attracts UFOs
  • Washes your cat
  • and so much more

Look for it sometime in the future. Probably not tomorrow though as there are still a few bugs to work out with the cat washing thing.

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