Amazing New iPhone 5 Feature List!
Apple is pulling out all the stops on the iPhone 5. Here are just a few of the great new things it can do:
- Does your taxes and your hair
- Repairs appliances
- Gives the flu to your ex
- Makes broccoli taste like chocolate
- Controls the weather
- Gets you out of jail for free
- Pie on demand
- Makes you invisible
- Time travel
- Attracts UFOs
- Washes your cat
- and so much more
Look for it sometime in the future. Probably not tomorrow though as there are still a few bugs to work out with the cat washing thing.