Be safe this 4th of July. If someone is asking you how many fingers they’re holding up, that’s not a good sign. via explosm
We’ll see about that. Insert evil laugh here.
It’s hard to argue with that logic, however carrots won’t leave you with a hangover and a night you wish never happened either. But then again, carrots are gross.
Imagine sitting at a stop light, looking over, and see Barbie on the motorcycle next to you! How cool is that guy that he got her? Granted, you could take it the other way...
Professor Hubert Farnsworth has invented a high-powered bean juice that delivers intergalactic energy! What are you waiting for? Get a coffee now! Or better yet, an espresso. A Planet Expresso!
Remember ALF? The Alien Life Form that thought cats were tasty? Well he’s back and he’s abducting our cats!
Don’t stand in the shadows, hoping things will change. Take a stand, raise some hell, and create change.
There’s a dangerous road a head. Full of pot holes, sink holes, and even some ass holes. One is worst than the others however.
If you see the Kool-Aid Man, call the authorities. Don’t try to chase him as he’ll just break through walls. He’s to be considered extremely destructive, and super tasty. However, don’t drink the Kool-Aid as he uses...
You better eat them before they eat you! Sadly, eat to many and the doughnuts kill you anyway. So, I guess it’s a lose lose situation; except doughnuts are tasty which is a win....