April Fools day is the worst. Except for all the other days when people play stupid pranks on us. Why do you have to get your kicks from making me look stupid! Oh look,...
No matter how hard it gets, and how much you work, life will always be an uphill climb, or downhill slide, or who knows what’s going on. Just don’t worry about it so much....
The unicorn, unitard, unicycle argument can’t be beat. Play this card carefully.
Seems like if you go to church on Easter you can hear a pretty good zombie story with a lot less annoying bickering than the Walking Dead tv show. Seems legit.
I don’t think Easter candy is bunny poop, but you never know for sure. Either way, I’d shop at this store.
You’re going to do with your chocolate Easter bunny? Shocking! Actually, it’s Kofli chocolate with coffee inside. Yum!
The Kolner zoo doesn’t seem to have candy in their Easter eggs, they have animals! Cute little ones too!
What does Donald Trump look like? Like the poop emoticon. Know what? You can even get this on a shirt! Shirt offer expires Mar 31, 2016 at 8:00 PM EDT
If you say you’re cooler than me… Does that make me hotter than you? There’s always more than one way to look at every situation, and, chances are, one of those ways make you...
Ever wonder how they grow Skittles? Just plant them and they come up. Granted, harvesting takes quite a bit of time, but it’s worth it.