When people talk about me behind my back, I sit back and think “Wow, I’ve got myself a fan club!”
Everything has a bright side, you just need to know how to interpret it.
The breakfast of… well… I’m not sure. WTF?
I don’t even know what to say about this picture other than WTF.
Ask me about my zombie plan.
And you better be interested when I tell you or else I may mistake you for a zombie.
Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.
Forgive and forget. Or at least forgive.
Only one person left on the governments hard to find list.
And I’m guessing Carmen Sandiego is going to be on there for a long time.
I had a dream. Of robots, and lasers, and shit.
Ok, maybe this dream wasn’t good enough for the history books, but I’m sure it could make a good movie.
Kids these days have no idea what this is.
No, it’s not a save button! It’s a floppy disk. It holds 1.4Mb of info. That’s enough for a few text files and maybe an image. Plus it makes a great square Frisbee.