Mario cat jumps for joy… or something like that.
Who doesn’t like Super Mario and cats?! This cat jumps every time that Mario does.
I wish I was half as photogenic as puppies.
Have you ever taken an ugly photo of a puppy? Didn’t think so. I wish I could look half as good as they do in a photo.
Meth. That shit will screw you up.
This guy use to star in a popular movie. Now he’s nothing but trash. Famous last words: “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” …or maybe not, that doesn’t sound quite right.
How come kitties can’t catch snowballs?
I threw the snowball right at the kitty and he tried to catch it with is face. Fail kitty. You’re suppose to catch it with your paws.
I can’t stop drinking the coffee.
If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentences doing. Basically I’ll just shut down and fall down!
OH Lawd Jay-sus, it’s a FIRE!
Stay tuend after the news report for a special music video. It goes perfect with a cold pop and a barbecue.
I’ve been training all my life for this moment when I come face to face with a zombie.
I’m prepared. I can do this. Zombies can’t out smart me. Lets do this!!!! 10 seconds later. Zombies rule. Wanna hug?
Snowmen for Sale – Some Assembly Required
You can’t beat this deal on a snowman. Getting them un-assembled is the way to go. So much cheaper than fully assembled. And more fun this way.
Remember, we don’t have to take out our phones to have a conversation.
It may be scary, but you can actually talk to other people. In person, face to face. Just like the good old days.
I don’t care what you think, unless you think I’m awesome.
In that case you are spot on. Now get out of my day!