How are you so calm with only one life left?
I never thought about it before, but I’m on my last life and my cat has up to eight more! OMG. Now I’mĀ startingĀ to freak out a little. I guess this is why we humans drink alcohol.
Coffee is a magical substance that turns, “Leave me alone or die” into “Good morning, Honey!”
Oh the magic of coffee. Keeping people together for years, keeping co-workers from killing each other, and keeping our money out of our pockets.
I got this card for you, even though, ya know, like, um, forget it.
This is the perfect card for that person in your life that doesn’t know that you like them. I know we’re not, like, together or anything but it feels weird to just not say anything so I got you this card. It’s not a big deal. It doesn’t really mean anything. There isn’t even a … Read more
Help! My girlfriend is my boyfriend.
Some people have problems I never knew existed. What I want to know is how you can go out with someone for 3 months and still have no idea that the girl you like is a boy. There are signs people! But then again,Ā neitherĀ noticed so you both are idiots.
I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.
If you ever fall for this pick-up line then you probably deserve him.
Comebacks for bad pick-up lines.
Sometimes a people use pretty bad pick-up lines and they think they’re beingĀ allĀ suaveĀ and cute. Then you have to think of how to turn them down nicely. Well instead of being nice, you could just be sassy and use one of these greatĀ comebacks. Replace he/she as needed. š
Why does no one ever visit me anymore?
We visited the moon a few times, now we don’t even call. He’s so sad up there.
When people try to rain on your parade, poke them in the eye with your umbrella.
Then run fast as you never know if they have an anger management issue. viaĀ venspired.com
Fancy Grumpy Cat Wallpaper
You know what’s better than a grumpy catĀ wallpaper? A fancy grumpy cat wallpaper. Look at hisĀ littleĀ top hat and eyepiece. Isn’t it fancy! created by ~melliiex3
Cats. Who do they think they are?!
These cats just do whatever they want, whenever they want,Ā where everĀ they want. And what do we do? Feed them, house them, pet them, love them. Who do they think they are?!