Tiki Torches are for BBQs with Steve only!
There’s a lot going on right now, but let’s keep the tiki torches out of this. They’re not really built for chaos and disorder. They go better with backyard BBQs and Steve’s guacamole.
Be smart. Be like robot.
When you run into a problem in life or someone you don’t agree with, just be like robot. Whenever robot hits obstacle, he turns his face, backs away and goes forth in new direction. Robot is smart.
Haters Gonna Hate
Some day’s your just so stylin’ that others hate you for looking this good. If you think this is cool, get it on a t-shirt.
Look! A dinosaur taco holder!
Like tacos? Like dinosaurs? Then you should have a dinosaur taco holder! I’m not sure how you could go wrong with this. Dinosaurs + Tacos = Prehistoric Awesomeness! What are you waiting for? Go get them before they become extinct.
Get Your Shit Together
This speaks for itself. Get your shit together. Then take it somewhere and get rid of it. I don’t really care what you do, just get your shit togehter.
College is when reality starts to set in.
You’re cute, you’re amazing, you can do anything until you get to college. Then reality kicks in and it’s time to grow up. Let’s face it, you’re not special. If you want something, work your ass off to get it. That’s what life is all about. via Sarah Anderson
Want a little pot from Colorado?
Ever wish you could get a little pot from Colorado? Well, now you can. You can order it on Amazon and get it shipped right to your door. Or to a friends door. Handy!
Grilled Cheese
There’s nothing worse than getting grilled for no good reason at all. There’s no reason right? Right! RIGHT!
So Connected. So Alone.
When you sleep alone, you sleep with the internet. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty good sometimes. Try to sleep with kids and you’ll wish you were anywhere else.
And you think your Mom’s bad.
Bird Mom’s are the worst. You think your Mom’s not nice, at least she didn’t throw you out of a tree when you were a baby. via The Square Comics