Is it spring yet? I’m waiting for my nuts to thaw out.
You see, I stored them last winter so I could eat them in the spring. Turns out, spring isn’t coming very fast and I’m hungry!
Some People Were Dropped on Their Heads As Babies…
Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window.
Marry The Beast And Get That Library
If life is like a fairy tale, then find your price, no matter what he looks like, and get yourself a library!
What I lack in social skills, I make up for in hiding-from-people skills.
You can’t talk to me if you can’t find me!
Iron Man – For Mom
This Iron Man is specialized for the moms of the world. It saves them from wrinkles in the clothes.
Good Morning… NO.
Even with their coffee, to some people there is no such thing as a good morning. I don’t know about you, but if I had a grumpy cat coffee, my day would be amazing!
Nothing can stop me from reaching my goals, except for shiny distractions or moderate discomfort.
My goals are right in front of me, but I swear I just saw a robot behind me. I’ll be right back; if I don’t get distracted again.
Wakes up happy for no reason.
I wish I would wake up happy. Oh wait, maybe I do. I just lose that happiness by the time I get to work.
This is why every group project sucks.
It doesn’t matter if you’re in school or at work, if there is a group project someone ends up doing all the work while the others don’t do much of anything.