Brain tacos are an intelligent meal.
Want to get smarter? Eat some brains! They’re a good source of energy and who couldn’t use some more brains? If you want this on a t-shirt, you can grab one here.
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Zombies Hate Stuff
What’s so bad about being a zombie? Lots of things actually. Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU. Need to know more? Get the book.
Are you paranoid or a security expert?
It’s hard to tell these day’s who paranoid and who’s a security expert. Or if they’re one in the same. Either way, we’ve gone SSL to be like all the cool https sites in the inter-webs. Who hoo! Hopefully nothing breaks. cartoon via jklossner.com
Check out this zombie story!
Seems like if you go to church on Easter you can hear a pretty good zombie story with a lot less annoying bickering than the Walking Dead tv show. Seems legit.
Beware of the Zombie Evolution!
Are we evolving into zombies? Some would say yes! So be sure to keep an eye out as you never know what the guy in front of you is going to do. Maybe eat your brains!
Is Jesus a zombie? Are we vampires?
If you think about it, it kinda makes sense. Zombies were one real people who rose from the dead. Vampires drink blood. It’s hard to ignore the facts.
When the zombie plague comes, I will love you enough to put you out of your brain-eating misery.
There are a million ways to say I love you, but this one speaks right to my heart. Oh wait, are you saying you’re going to kill me after I’ve already been bitten by a zombie? Why didn’t you protect me in the first place?!
Even zombies don’t love her for her brains.
Smart pretty girls have it so hard. They can’t meet a decent guy who will love them for their brains. Even zombies get distracted. via Jim Benton
Sometimes it’s OK to feel sorry for zombies.
Zombies have a bad wrap for chasing people and eating their flesh. Turns out, it’s not all exercising and food. Sometimes they just want to enjoy life, but it’s not always easy. Get this on stuff at Threadless