Roses Are Red, I Have A Phone, No One Texts Me, Forever Alone
Some poems are happy and heart warming. Others are realistic and depressing.
Random Fun
Do you know what clouds are made of?
I do. They’re made up of music files, books, Office documents, movies and things like that.
Is this the best or worst book ever?
Pop-up book of phobias seems like such a bad idea. But you know you want to open it and look.
Working For The Weekend
Sometimes it seems like we’re just working for the weekend. Then the weekend gets here and we do the same things we do all week.
Since it’s the thought that counts I’ll just keep on thinking about exercising.
I see no reason to go to the gym and work out when I could just stay home and be happy. Or maybe I’ll go to the movies. Or for some ice cream.
Batman Saves. Spiderman Saves. Wolverine Tries.
Catching a falling person is hard when you’re wolverine and your hands are made of metal blades.
Up Beet. Down Beet. Sick Beet. Dead Beet.
Sometimes you lose a beet. It was a good beet too. Beets via gemmacorrell
Good Morning. It’s Time To Wake The Hell Up.
I think that any brand of coffee that has a tagline of “Wake The Hell Up” is a good one.
Seriously Scotty, I Can Save You Money On Hotels, Flights, Even Rental Cars.
William Shatner was pushing travel deals long before Priceline came around. It seems that even when you work in space, a good deal on a hotel room or rental car is hard to pass up.
It’s getting serious, we like each others pictures on Instagram.
Relationships these days all start with a Like, poke or favorite.