I like big cups and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can’t deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty coffee, you just get sad. The bigger the better baby!
Random Fun
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Don’t forget to call! Stay out of trouble. I’ll miss you.
My doctor told me to start killing people.
Well, maybe not exactly. But he did tell me to reduce the stress in my life. It’s kinda the same thing. And there are people who’d reduce my stress if they weren’t around.
Who wants some french fries?
Everyone seems to like McDonald’s french fries, so why don’t they just let us order a few pounds of them? Granted, we might die eating all of them, but that’s a risk we’d have to take.
Beware of Dog. He Wants Cuddles.
Sometimes it’s the cute ones that attack you with love and knock you over. Those are the dogs you need to be aware of.
Don’t forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards.
Just cuz you ain’t got no hair up top doesn’t mean you can’t have hair down below.
Don’t you hate it when you call a plumber and all he does is eat mushrooms and kill your turtles?
Mario seems like a pretty nice guy, but so was my turtle. Not all of them are evil you know. And what’s up with this mushroom obsession? Oh and don’t get me started on this princess who seems to get captured all the time. Get some pepper spray girl!
I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet, to see which one comes first…
It’ll be a few days, but I’ll let you know what happens. Then this age-old question will finally be resolved.
Things We’re Scared Of. Some Which We Shouldn’t Be.
Lions and tigers and bears oh my! Bad photos, fat ass pants, and no 3G OH HELL NO! via adventure-journal.com
