Random Fun
Crazy Cat Halloween Costumes
Everyone knows cats like to be dressed up. This Halloween, get your cat a costume that stands out from the rest. Oh, and don’t forget to record you dressing up your cat because that’s going to be hilarious!
Witchcraft Starter Kit
What do you need to do witchcraft? Well a black cat (preferably evil) and a cauldron. Once you have these, you’re well on your way. Unless that is if your kitty is playful. Then you’ll get distracted and become a good witch.
I’m here for the boos.
I think we need to start handing out treads for adults on Halloween. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker; that’s what my mom always said. Now that I look back, I think she was right.
I feel like Taylor Swift writes her songs based on my life.
It’s true. Songs like “Empty the Dishwasher & the Cat Box Every Night Without Bitching About It” should be on Taylor’s new album. You’re going to love it. It’s a catchy tune.
Vintage Birth Control
Back in the day, birth control was about shooing away the storks. No condoms for grandpa and grandpa. Course, that’s probably why they had so many kids.
When you get angry count to 10…
… and when you get to 8, throw a punch as no one will expect that and their guard will be down.
Dogs like to show their owners around.
Next time you see someone out walking their dog, think about how the dog is giving their human a tour of the town. It’s way more fun that way.
If an apocalypse ever happens, stay away from the Statue of Liberty.
When bad things happen in the movies, the Statue of Liberty never stands a chance. Neither does Washington DC, New York or Los Angeles. So when things start to go to hell, go someplace you never see in the movies. Like Wisconsin or Idaho. You ever hear about those places getting wiped out.
I need to get me some sweet potatoes.
I’d be buying sweet potatoes all the time for my wife if they gave compliments when I opened the bag. Think how much I’d save on flowers!