Winter isn’t all that bad when it’s filled with colorful Christmas lights, holiday songs, and happy people. It starts to go down hill when all the festive stuff goes away and all we’re left with is the cold. via Brian Gordon
Talk about a stellar wrapping job. Looks just like a cat all wrapped up for Christmas! Guess what’s inside. It’s a gift card! That’s right, someone has way better wrapping skills than you.
I was just sitting here like a good dog when it just fell over all by itself without me even touch it.
Even snowmen get caught by autocorrect. I have to say, this is great marketing however. No idea what store it was for though. So maybe not the best marketing?
Just saying. Either you’re all in or you don’t get nothing. Ho Ho Ho Yo.
Cats love Christmas trees so why not just make them the star? They’ll gladly climb up and break things as they go. If your tree isn’t anchored well, it’ll tip over too. That just makes more fun for the cat though.
He sees you when you’re sleeping Because through your window he’s peeping. He likes you because This is a naughty Santa Claus.
What’s worse that one pissed off person? A whole bunch! They can take on anything. When done right, they can solve anything. When done wrong, they can also make things 10x worse.
It’s so true too. I tried to color yellow over black and ended up with a yellowish black marker. It’ll never be the same.
