Once you go black, you never go back.
It’s so true too. I tried to color yellow over black and ended up with a yellowish black marker. It’ll never be the same.
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Packaging is the worst when you are sick.
Don’t worry, these pills will make you feel much better. However, getting into them will be a challenge. Easy there, don’t stab yourself with that knife or the scissors. That’s right, swear a few more times, that always helps. Oh you got one out! But where did that little bugger go? He was just here a … Read more
A little holiday advice from a turkey.
Holiday icons have it hard. Not only do they have standards and traditions to live up to, but some die every year. via Bizarro.com
You know, that moment you realize you’re supposed to be praying, not eating.
Happens every holiday. You get so excited about stuffing your face, that you forget that someone is here that wants to say grace. I’m sure God will understand.
May your stuffing be tasty and your turkey plump.
May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas without the presents.
Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas except you don’t get presents for holding in your family rage. It’s just a lot of food, family, and drama.
Thanksgiving vs Christmas – The War Is On
Christmas can try to takeover Thanksgiving, but you’ll never take our turkey, pie, and football!
What If the Pilgrims Gave the Indians a Donkey Instead of Turkey?
Just think… If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we’d all be getting a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!
Let the turkey chill; with TV and beer.
This Thanksgiving, when the directions say to let the bird chill, just prop it up and give it a beer. It’ll be happy before you toss it in sauna.
Hire taller people, I need a taco!
The staff may be short, but that’s no reason to close down. Hire taller employees or let the shorter ones make tacos. I’m hungry!