F You Flowers
Everyone loves flowers, except that one person that has to shell out big bucks to buy them. Or those that are allergic. Some days you just want to say F you flowers!
Random Fun
Will The Steelers Shred The Packers?
So what will happen in the Super Bowl? Will the Steelers shred the Packers? Or with the Packers… umm…. I really don’t have a good comeback. How can cheese hurt steel?
Wanna Party? With Your Phone?
It’s sad but true. You can’t go to a party anymore without seeing pretty much everyone on their phones. They’ve taken over.
Friends Don’t Let You Do Stupid Things… Alone
Plenty of people do plenty of stupid things. If you’re doing them alone, then your friends suck.
I Have Seen The Truth!
And it doesn’t make sense. Ohh well. Kinda reminds me of that time I found Jesus.
CBS Cares About Your Man Pieces
I’m not sure why CBS cares so much about my family jewels, but I crack up every time I see this. Reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers where they all see a giant … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5PwYcWY17Q
Women’s Emotions vs Mens
Sorry women, but your husband has no idea what you’re feeling. It’s not just him either, all husbands have this issue. Maybe you could tell them what you’re feeling? Ohh and while you’re at it, can you make him a sandwich? He’s probably hungry. Ohh and horny. Do you got 5 minutes?
#1 Reason To Stop Destroying The Planet
We have to keep the planet in good shape as it’s where I have all my stuff. You probably do too.
Did You Know That Vegetarian Is An Indian Word?
Vegetarian. It’s an Indian word meaning lousy hunter. Now that makes perfect sense.