Random Fun
People would like you more if you didn’t have that stick up your butt.
And this is why ice cream will always be cooler than popsicles.
You cannot pass!
I think this sign would be a little bit more effective than the current ones. Especially if you got zapped with some magic if you didn’t listen.
Do you know why children are so happy?
It’s because they don’t know what’s coming when they grow up. Blissful ignorance.
When you ride alone, you ride with Hitler.
Isn’t it about time you joined a car pool and stopped killing the earth?
Manly Handheld Fireworks
Sure, it may make you look like a man, but there’s nothing cool about blowing off your man parts.
