Home Grown Milk Shakes
Getting the cow on the trampoline seems easy compared to getting the cow to jump. Jump cow, jump!
Food
Early Bird Gets the Gummy Worm
This is why I get up early, however I can’t seem to find any gummy worms. Just regular ones.
Parents Can Be So Embarrassing
Sometimes you just want to say that you’re not related and wonder away.
Lets Get Drunk and Eat Waffles
Sounds like a great way to spend the evening if you ask me. Hell I’ll take a whole day!
Anyone want to go Cone-ing?
I’m not sure how much fun this would be as I love my cones, but the look on the drive through persons face might be worth it!
Cookies Are Gods Way Of Showing You He Loves You. F Moderation.
Give me my damn cookie and no one gets hurt.
Start Your Day Off Right With Evil Bacon And Eggs
It’s the breakfast of pirates and evil doers everywhere.