Shhh. The Cougar is Sleeping.
National Geographic was in the right place at the right time and caught a cougar sleeping in a tree. Doesn’t she look peaceful?
Animals
Crazy Bunny Lady
Watch out crazy cat ladies, there’s a new lady in town; crazy bunny lady. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of crazy to go around.
Beware of Invisible Cows
Invisible cows are so hard to see. So are regular cows; at night. So lets just be careful out there on the roads. Cows could be anywhere!
Don’t take life too seriously. You don’t get out alive. Go do something stupid and fun.
If you worry about everything, you’ll never stop and do the fun stupid things. Like dressing up like gophers and go skateboarding. Not only is it fun for you, but it will make others happy when they see you.
Oh Look, A Magical Unicorn!
And this is why people say they’ve never seen a unicorn in the wild. Turns out, that once you see one, they stab you. Ouch. via the wonderful shoeboxblog.com
My childhood was a lie. Coyote’s run faster than roadrunners.
Did you know a roadrunners top speed is only 20mph, but a coyote’s top speed is 43mph! This means that everything I learned on Looney Tunes was a lie. Next thing they’ll try to tell me I can’t just paint a road on a rock wall and drive through it. This is according to: https://www.speedofanimals.com/animals/coyote … Read more
Tired. Just Dog Tired.
This summer heat can go away any day now. It just makes me tired. I can hardly move. Good thing I’m cute.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Don’t forget to call! Stay out of trouble. I’ll miss you.
Beware of Dog. He Wants Cuddles.
Sometimes it’s the cute ones that attack you with love and knock you over. Those are the dogs you need to be aware of.