Nothing Stops Donkey Kong
Nothing stops Donkey Kong on an ostrich. I mean what possibly could? This is amazing!
Animals
Humans Are Watching. Act Natural.
Dogs love going for rides in cars. But sometimes, they notice you watching and try to act natural. They try so hard.
This horse can walk better on the ice than you can.
Walking on the ice isn’t easy. This horse slips, but he doesn’t fall down. Unlike you. Haters gonna hate.
My Suitcase is Jam Packed
It’s so full, I can’t stomach it. Going on an adventure? Alpaca My Bags! Can I borrow a suitcase? I only have a little trunk.
You know, that moment you realize you’re supposed to be praying, not eating.
Happens every holiday. You get so excited about stuffing your face, that you forget that someone is here that wants to say grace. I’m sure God will understand.
Dogs like to show their owners around.
Next time you see someone out walking their dog, think about how the dog is giving their human a tour of the town. It’s way more fun that way.
I need to see a dentist about a loose canine.
Sharks hate going to the dentist. But sometimes, you just have to go and get things checked out before they get any worse. Like what if two canines escaped?!