LOL Zombie 
When we were kids, they didn’t have to tell us to not try this at home because we weren’t freaking iditos. Well… maybe that’s not exactly true. We still did stupid stuff, but weren’t stupid enough to record it and share it with the world. Plus it wasn’t that stupid. Was it?
Like it or not, winter is coming. Time to stock up on the snacks and booze.
What better way to promote Frozen II then by pushing the country into the deep freeze? I don’t know about you, but I’m already frozen. Olaf would be proud.
I don’t understand what people in Wisconsin or North Dakota are doing at the movies, but I don’t think they’re doing it right. Cheese is not candy and neither is baked beans. Granted Wax Bottles is questionable as well. Oh and black licorice has to be one of the worst candies.
This Halloween, don’t forget about the friends that bring it all together. I’ll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour)I’ll be there for you(Like I’ve been there before)I’ll be there for you(‘Cause I’m going to kill you too)
Water makes people stay hydrated. Coffee makes people stay awake. Tea makes people stay calm. Wine makes people.
The Easter Bunny brings you candy and toys every year and yet doesn’t watch your kids while they’re sleeping or try to kiss your wife. Not like Santa.
Just because it’s an Easter basket doesn’t mean it needs to be full of candy. Try some cleaning products for the older kids.
