Here’s a good reason not to drink and drive.
Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason...
Author: LOL Zombie
Merry Christmas from our real family.
Merry Christmas from our messy, jolly, chaotic, shopping-half done, halls-half-decked, behind schedule, preferably imperfect, unorganized, maybe-next-year-we’ll-start-earlier, warm, happy house to yours.
Gifts from Three Wise Cats
This Christmas, if your cat brings you a present it’ll probably be a dead mouse or bird.
Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
On December 25th we celebrate the birth of Santa. A little guy who came into this world an unknown, and became the most celebrated person on Earth. Little did he know that he’d change...
Yellies! – Toys you yell at.
What kind of toy do you get for kids that aren’t yours? Well ones that make noise of course. Or, even better yet, ones that have the kids make noise. Yellies are toys that...
Tis the Season for Warm Alcoholic Beverages
Or any alcoholic beverage will do. Gotta survive the holidays and your family somehow.
Ginjas are coming to get you this Christmas.
These Ginjas (Gingerbread Ninja Cookies) are going to kick some butt this holiday season. If I were you, I’d bite their head off before they get the jump on you. If you want to...
Keep Calm. Be Jolly.
It’s that time of year again when we talk about peace on earth and lose our temper over anything. Eat more cookies, drink more wine, and enjoy the holidays. Stay Calm. Stay Jolly. You...
Show someone you love and hate them with a Fuggler.
Have you heard of Fugglers? They’re ugly stuffed animals that are so ugly, they’re cute. Supposedly they’ll ruin your life, but you’ll fall in love them first. Why would you want one, you ask?...
Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall
I’m not so sure why these Humpty Dumpty stories over the years had him falling down and getting hurt when, in reality, he had a great fall. Like one of the best ever. Enjoying the...
