
Do you have a cat? Want them to be happy? Then follow these 10 cat rules.

Grab yourself a handfull of beans and take control of your day.

Who am I kidding? I eat all day. I mean, this bag of M&M’s isn’t going to finish itself.
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Poor little puppy. Or bear. Or bear puppy. Either way, you’re super cute.

I’d be interested to see how many of you this works for and how many it doesn’t. It didn’t work for me, but thats because I did it wrong. Supposedly.

They were the best too. 2D, basic sounds and hours of endless fun!

… I get to the end and think “Well that’s not going to happen.”

Well so says the dog. Or maybe it’s because cat’s usually don’t wander away from home. They prefer the keeping their slaves owners close to them.

I’m sorry you lost your dog, but he’s mine now and he’s pretty cool. We’re bros, so he’s staying. Don’t call, don’t make it weird.

And he can keep it. That’s one job that makes me feel good about my job.