If Hello Kitty isn’t bad enough, it’s could come back again after it’s gone! Still kind of cute again.
Sometimes death just gets a little to cozy I think. He should learn to keep his distance.
Some Halloween stories are a bit scary and this one is creeping me out! But I’m guessing the cat is just locked in the closet or something.
Sometimes the tricks get a bit scary at Halloween.
Some secrets are bet kept to yourself. Otherwise kids will exploit them.
Most trick or treaters are fun and cute, but some are too old, didn’t put any creativity into their costume, or are just rude. For them, we say screw you!
Think of it. Zombies don’t attack each other. They don’t lie, steal, or discriminate. Maybe they’re just trying to make us better.
We can’t have that so lets kill those jerks!
He liked brains before they were popular. Hipster zombies are so mainstream.
Like it or not, she runs things. Might as well get her flowers. Just don’t tell her it’s because she’s bossy!
Ain’t no one able to hula hoop better than Saturn. This planet has it going on!