No. It’s not too cold out.
Sorry. It’s just weather and there isn’t anything you can do to change it. Sometimes it’s cold, sometimes it’s hot, dress for the weather and deal or just stay home. A little harsh maybe?
Winter
Two Stages of Winter: Christmas & Suck
Winter isn’t all that bad when it’s filled with colorful Christmas lights, holiday songs, and happy people. It starts to go down hill when all the festive stuff goes away and all we’re left with is the cold. via Brian Gordon
How’s the weather were you are?
Is it nice where you are yet? Or is it still just winter? image viaĀ thebolditalic
You know, that day in March when it gets nice and you think it’s spring.
It happens every year, and every year we fall for it. It gets really nice for a day or to, maybe even a week, and we think it is spring. But then we fall right back into winter. Damn you mother nature!
Turn your dirty car into art!
No need to take your car to the car wash, just draw on it. Granted, you need to have some drawing skills, but it’s a big, moving, canvas that you can use to showcase whatever you want!
Winter is out to get you.
If you thought winter was bad enough as is, you haven’t seen anything yet. Imagine a giant snow monster crawling out of the ground!!
Think Spring
Spring is on its way! Course, it’s taking its damn time. One more snow storm and I’m gonna lose it!
Winter is still here. It’s cool though. We’ll get through it.
Even though winter seems to keep going on and on and on, the truth of the matter is that we’re on the end run. Keep cool and remain calm. Before you know it spring will be here.
You know why the cold is great? This is why.
If it’s cold, you can just keep putting on more and more layers. Eventually you’ll be warm and comfy. If it’s hot, you can only take off so many before it becomes illegal. Even naked, you can still be way to hot.
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
Seems that when it’s cold out, and all you want is some more covers, your woman is stronger than the Incredible Hulk. Oh, and if you wake her, you’re in for a world of trouble. Don’t make Hulk mad.