Have you ever stopped to think that Mario is probably homeless? He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms. Just saying. Something’s not right with that man.
Want to make your cat happy? Then make a series of tubes for them to climb through. To create your own, you just need some boxes, some plastic planters, some Super Mario stickers, and creativity.
We often say Mario brothers, but really, it’s Mario and Luigi. The brothers don’t have a last name so when we say Mario brothers, we’re leaving out Luigi.
Sometimes, when things are going too good, you know that you’ll soon get screwed over. That’s life.
From the creators of Jurassic Park comes Yoshi’s Island. Run for your life as this dinosaur seeks revenge. This ain’t no kids game anymore!
Mario spends most of his life saving the Princess from Bowser. In fact, he spend most of his early years doing just that; over and over again. But then Mario had a change of heart and invited Bowser to go gokarting, play golf and baseball. Seems they’re now frenemies.
Mario seems like a pretty nice guy, but so was my turtle. Not all of them are evil you know. And what’s up with this mushroom obsession? Oh and don’t get me started on this princess who seems to get captured all the time. Get some pepper spray girl!
Who doesn’t love the 90s? Mario, the Fresh Prince, Pokemon, Urkel and so much more! You can even still get yourself some cool 90s swag.
Well, at least in Mario’s world it does. And when you do die you can either come right back or hit the reset button. Wouldn’t that be nice?!
Who doesn’t like Super Mario and cats?! This cat jumps every time that Mario does.
