Don’t Pokémon Go & Drive
Arrive alive, don’t throw Pokéballs drive. I have a feeling you’ll see a lot more signs like this around as people do stupid things like play games while driving.
Smart Phone
That moment when you’re using your phone in bed and it smacks you in the face.
I hate it when that happens. However, I never learn. I’ve been hit multiple times.
I wonder if people in the 1800’s got in bed & obsessively checked their letters for hours.
How did anyone survive in the 1800’s without smart phones? What did they do with their time?!
When Your Phone Has No Signal, You Go All Lion King on It.
It amazes me that we still Lion King our ‘smart’ phones. You’d think that the networks would be better by now; or we’d have learned that it doesn’t help. Still, it makes us feel better so we do it.
The New iPhone Is Coming And It Has A Hat
The internets are going to go crazy today with new iPhone rumors and details after the announcement. I hope it comes with a little hat. That’d be cool. And we could all collect hats and trade hats. Aww man, I could make millions with this idea. Don’t steal it ok?
Roses Are Red, I Have A Phone, No One Texts Me, Forever Alone
Some poems are happy and heart warming. Others are realistic and depressing.
Modern day camping is an uncharged phone.
It doesn’t matter if I’m inside or out, if I have electricity or not, alone or at a party, if my phone goes dead, it’s like I’m alone in the middle of nowhere.
I can’t text you right now, I dropped my phone and can’t find it.
See. You don’t have to be smart to use a smart phone.