Sex
If you’re going to sleep around, wear a rubber.
And if you look this good in a rubber, everyone is going to want to get with you.
The Great Cover Up
What is the great cover up?! This story is very compelling. However, I can’t seem to get past the headline image. Oh well. Doubt the rest of the article is as good anyway. Plus it’s telling me to focus, so I am.
Typical. People always like the turkey with the big breasts.
Seems that every Thanksgiving all the guys, and all the gals, just want the bird with the big breasts. They don’t care about our brains. They just chop our heads off and go for our voluminous body.
iPhone Man Parts
If it’s not bad enough that you dropped your iPhone and shattered the glass, but now it appears that there is not one, but two penises on the back!
Just got laid! …Off.
Sometimes you need to the whole story just to fully understand. Or maybe not sharing the whole story will make things better.
If this product should fail to work, Happy Father’s Day!
Life’s little mistakes make the best presents. 🙂
What’s the big deal about same sex marriage?
Harvey and I have been having the same sex for 54 years and it isn’t worth getting all upset over.