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I heard the Christmas stockings were hung.

December 17, 2012 by LOL Zombie

Yep, by the chimney with care. What were you thinking?

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If you’re going to sleep around, wear a rubber.

December 8, 2012 by LOL Zombie

And if you look this good in a rubber, everyone is going to want to get with you.

Categories Random Fun Tags Cats, Condoms, Cute, Kitten, Sex Leave a comment

The Great Cover Up

December 6, 2012 by LOL Zombie

What is the great cover up?! This story is very compelling. However, I can’t seem to get past the headline image. Oh well. Doubt the rest of the article is as good anyway. Plus it’s telling me to focus, so I am.

Categories Random Fun Tags Boobs, media, News, Sex Leave a comment

Typical. People always like the turkey with the big breasts.

November 18, 2012 by LOL Zombie

Seems that every Thanksgiving all the guys, and all the gals, just want the bird with the big breasts. They don’t care about our brains. They just chop our heads off and go for our voluminous body.

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That was fun. Call me?!

November 11, 2012 by LOL Zombie

I sure hope it wasn’t a one time fling as I had quite a lot of fun.

Categories Food, Random Fun Tags Breakfast, Sex Leave a comment

iPhone Man Parts

October 5, 2012 by LOL Zombie

If it’s not bad enough that you dropped your iPhone and shattered the glass, but now it appears that there is not one, but two penises on the back!

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Just got laid! …Off.

October 5, 2012 by LOL Zombie

Sometimes you need to the whole story just to fully understand. Or maybe not sharing the whole story will make things better.

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Spiderman. She’s Here!

July 10, 2012 by LOL Zombie

I’m not sure if it’s Spiderman or Spiderwoman!

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If this product should fail to work, Happy Father’s Day!

June 17, 2012 by LOL Zombie
Fathers Day Condom

Life’s little mistakes make the best presents. 🙂

Categories Random Fun Tags Condoms, Fathers Day, Sex Leave a comment

What’s the big deal about same sex marriage?

June 13, 2012 by LOL Zombie

  Harvey and I have been having the same sex for 54 years and it isn’t worth getting all upset over.

Categories Random Fun Tags Gay, Gay Marriage, Sex 3 Comments
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