Reading
When it’s cold outside, I like to curl up with a nice book; and the internet.
Books make great coasters. When it’s cold outside I like to curl up with a think book and a hot cup of tea. Then I like to use the book as a coaster for the tea and browse the internet on my laptop while simultaneously texting my friends and flipping between channels on television.
Intellectual Zombie eats books, not brains.
He’s so smart that he knows better than to eat people who are trying to kill him. Instead he’ll eat the books that you read to learn how to survive.
The Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide is one of those books everyone should have. Sure, there aren’t to many zombie attacks, but you should be prepared. Just in case. You’ll learn lots of great life lessons like zombie physiology and behavior, defense moves, weaponry and survival tips. I know from bitter experience how ill-prepared local, state, and federal authorities … Read more
Shhh I’m trying to read.
All I want to do is figure out how the story ends, but no, people gotta keep coming and staring at me.
For the love of God, turn the page!
Some people are the slowest readers ever. I feel like I’m never going to find out how this story ends.
This is your kids on books!
Imagination is fueled by books and living without limits. Let kids run wild!
Sometimes I like to smell books.
eReading may be picking up steam, but the iPad or Kindle will never smell like a good book.
Rejected Mr. Men and Little Miss Characters
I’m pretty sure these would have made for some pretty good books.
