If a bear has you stuck in a tree, try to pee in it’s eye.
This takes practice because bears have tiny eyes. But if you pull it off you can say you did something impressive before you died.
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Little Mermaid Has Odd Problems
The Little Mermaid sure doesn’t like people peeing in her pond. Unfortunately, there’s not a lot she can do about it. Or is there? Not sure where this came from, but it is quite entertaining.
Restroom Spiderman – This is going to be a problem.
There’s a reason you keep your feet on the ground when you pee. I guess Spiderman didn’t know that. via Deathbulge
Realists are the only ones who know what’s going on.
They think they’re so smart, looking at all the facts. Sometimes, it’s good to be ignorant.
This Heart Is For You
It took me all day, but I made it for you. And when I say all day, I mean I drank the water this morning, slept all day, then peed it out.
Sharks have been spotted in this pool. They come out when they smell pee.
This may not scare the kids too much, but no guy is going to want his ding-dong bitten off. Get out of the pool to pee or face the consequences.
Why do people sing and dance in my pee?
I never thought dancing in the rain was dancing in the clouds pee. Actually, should it be warmer then?
Save Water. Pee In The Shower.
Not sure how they figured this one out, but I’m guessing that flushing the toilet takes up much more water than you think. Be green, pee in the shower. Earth will thank you.