Mario spends most of his life saving the Princess from Bowser. In fact, he spend most of his early years doing just that; over and over again. But then Mario had a change of heart and invited Bowser to go gokarting, play golf and baseball. Seems they’re now frenemies.
Mario seems like a pretty nice guy, but so was my turtle. Not all of them are evil you know. And what’s up with this mushroom obsession? Oh and don’t get me started on this princess who seems to get captured all the time. Get some pepper spray girl!
We we taught this at an early age. We’ve also figured out that every few years she gets kidnapped and we have to save her all over again. But we do it because we love her, or the challenge, or something.