Kittens in a Pumpkin Make the Best Jack O’ Lantern
This year, clean out your pumpkin, carve out a face with nice big eyes, then put in two tiny kittens and you’ll have the best Halloween pumpkin around.
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Witchcraft Starter Kit
What do you need to do witchcraft? Well a black cat (preferably evil) and a cauldron. Once you have these, you’re well on your way. Unless that is if your kitty is playful. Then you’ll get distracted and become a good witch.
Bow Ties Are In. All The Cool Cats Wear Them.
Cute. Check. Bow tie. Check. Lets go prowling for cuties.
I’m a kitten and I’m the boss. OK?
Cats are always the boss. No matter how little they are, their cuteness wins out in the end.
I just pooped in your shoe. Just kitten.
Kittens are cute and cuddly, but pooping outside that litter box isn’t funny. Oh man, I can’t stay mad at you. Look how cute you are! All’s forgiven.
Drinky McWhisky Pants
People usually call me Fluffy or Furball, but you can call me Drinkny McWhisky Pants this weekend. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Who’s this Patrick anyway?
RAWR! I’m fierce! Just Kidding, I’m adorable!
Everyone thinks they are a big fierce lion, but really we’re just kittens wanting to be petted. Who’s a cute little kitten? You are. Yes you are.
Shoplifters will be subject to a 24 hour marathon of Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercials.
Think of the animals. The puppies and kitties. Think of the tears you will cry. Think of the sadness you will feel. Man, that’d work so good. It doesn’t get much worse than those sad animals and Sarah McLachlan music. That’s a real threat right there.
If you’re going to sleep around, wear a rubber.
And if you look this good in a rubber, everyone is going to want to get with you.
