Easter with Dad
Nothing says Easter quite like some good dad jokes about chocolate bunnies and nailing the crucifixion. via Jim Benton
Jesus
Happy Birthday! Someday we’ll nail you to something.
Remember that time when the three wise men came to the birth of Jesus and told him that the’d eventually be nailed to a pole or something. Then gave him myrrh. Good times.
Jesus, Let It Snow.
I don’t know who ever thought this was a good idea, or after seeing it, still keeps it up. Took me a while to figure out what it said which is why I wrote it out for you.
Crucifixion? Nailed It.
Dad: Hey Jesus Jesus on the cross: What Dad: You know what would be a neat way to celebrate? Jesus: Dad Dad: Chocolate Bunnies Jesus: Can you even see what’s going on here? Jesus: I was crucified. Dad: And you nailed it! Jesus: DAD! Want more dad jokes? via Jim Benton
Is Jesus a zombie? Are we vampires?
If you think about it, it kinda makes sense. Zombies were one real people who rose from the dead. Vampires drink blood. It’s hard to ignore the facts.
Are you sleeping at work or praying?
If you get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say “In Jesus’ Name I Pray.” Chances are, praying at work is OK where as sleeping at work is not.
Happy Birthday …. Jesus
When you run out of wrapping paper, just grab some birthday wrapping paper and add Jesus. Same thing.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t the true meaning of Easter.
Jesus game back because he can now turn bunnies into chocolate? Doesn’t quite seem like the story they tell in church, but store shelves are filled with chocolate bunnies. So maybe it’s possible? via completelyseriouscomics.com
Jesus wants you to follow him. No not on Twitter or Facebook.
Wait, how do I follow someone who’s not on Twitter or Facebook.