A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Just feed him to death and he’ll have a heart attack. Now the heart is all yours via extrafabulouscomics.com
Heart
Here’s the key to my heart. Don’t kill me with it.
Giving someone the key to your heart is a big deal. Even bigger is what they do with it. Like when they use it to end you. Not cool. Not cool. via Nathan Bulmer
What If Men Wrote Candy Hearts?
If men wrote candy hearts for Valentines Day they’d be so much more interesting. Can U Cook? Nice Jugs Get Me A Beer Bend Over Stop Talking Game On TV Don’t Call Me Your Mom’s Hot R U 18 You can feel the love can’t you?
This Heart Is For You
It took me all day, but I made it for you. And when I say all day, I mean I drank the water this morning, slept all day, then peed it out.
I’m With Stupid
Your brain has all the knowledge in the world, but for some reason, your heart overrules it nine times out of ten. But I guess that’s a good thing right?
If Your Heart Was Really Broken You’d Be Dead. So Shut Up.
No one wants to hear about your broken heart or how you don’t know how you’ll survive without them. Millions of people have had their heart-broken and they’re still around. Stop complaining and let’s go get ice cream.
Take it. Take another little pizza my heart now baby.
If I had a pizza heart, I’d eat it and die. So that’s not such a good idea. But you can take a piece.
I Heart Balls?!
Some people see a heart, some a giant rack, some a low hanging sack. It’s all how you look at it I guess.