My sense of humor gets me in trouble.
The things I find funny are somewhere between things that shouldn’t be joked about and things you’ll go to hell for sharing. Oh well, it’ll be fun while it lasts.
Funny
And this is how you receive lots of tips.
Just put the tip in, see how it feels. I bet customers won’t be able to resist.
I’m not insane, I’m mentally hilarious.
You say insane, I say hilarious. Tomato Tomahto. You say potato, I say chip.
Why does Facebook even give me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status.
I’m hilarious and sexy. Who wouldn’t like what I say?
You made me laugh so hard tears ran down my leg.
Now that’s some funny stuff right there. I wonder what was said.
You Rock. Just Saying.
To all the people reading this, you rock! To all the people who share this, you rule!