Fashion
This Banana is Appealing
He looks so good in his little top hat and mustache. He looks good enough to eat actually. Mmmm fancy banana.
Every mirror should have this warning sticker!
Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of ‘beauty’ In other words, you look damn fine and don’t you forget it.
Bow Ties Are In. All The Cool Cats Wear Them.
Cute. Check. Bow tie. Check. Lets go prowling for cuties.
The New iPhone Is Coming And It Has A Hat
The internets are going to go crazy today with new iPhone rumors and details after the announcement. I hope it comes with a little hat. That’d be cool. And we could all collect hats and trade hats. Aww man, I could make millions with this idea. Don’t steal it ok?
It’s Better to Be Late, Than to Arrive Ugly.
Well for some that’s true. The rest of us thought you looked great two hours ago.
A Well-Tailored Suit Is To Women What Lingerie Is To Men
So if you want to get lucky, get a nice suit.
Fantastic Easter Hair
Don’t forget to go out and get your hair all done up this Easter. Add a bit of Easter grass, some eggs and a touch of color and you’ll be the hit of any Easter party.