Dogs like to show their owners around.
Next time you see someone out walking their dog, think about how the dog is giving their human a tour of the town. It’s way more fun that way.
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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.
There’s nothing wrong with being weird. Actually, it better in most cases. Just be confident, be you, and be awesome.
I need to see a dentist about a loose canine.
Sharks hate going to the dentist. But sometimes, you just have to go and get things checked out before they get any worse. Like what if two canines escaped?!
Skip the bowl and put the foot directly in my mouth.
Why do we need food bowls when it’s just going in my mouth anyway? Why can’t we just skip all that and make it easier on everyone?
This is what dogs see when they go on walks.
I see beautiful nature and my dog sees a lot of potties; and we have to stop at each one!
I have no idea what anyone’s phone number is.
Remember when you actually had to know phone number? Or have a quarter for a call? Kids these days don’t even call people. They just message them. Man they have it hard.
Yea it’s Friday! Don’t burst my bubble.
There’s nothing more annoying that someone telling you how close Monday is when you’re just trying to celebrate Friday. Let me be happy.