You’re not the real Santa!
If you’re going to take me to see Santa, I want to see the real one. Not an imposter Santa at some department store or mall. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
Christmas
It’s not nothing, it’s an air guitar!
Give a cheap gift this Christmas, an air guitar! Kids love them. Well they usually do. Unless they get them mixed up with nothing. via Bizarro
12 Days of Effing Christmas
The 12 days of Christmas may be a classic song, but it’s a little out of date. It’s more like: 12. Effing Fruitcakes 11. Shoppers Shoving 10. Credit Cards All Maxed 9. Broken Diets 8. Hours Delay 7. Tacky Sweaters 6. Checks A-Bouncing 5. Extra Pounds 4. Bags A-Missing 3. Missed Flights 2. Panic Attacks … Read more
Keep calm and SANTA!
It’s almost time! We’re so close to Christmas that I can hardly hold it in. This will be the slowest week EVER!
All I want for Christmas is money!
I’m not looking for love, I’m looking for money! Why doesn’t anyone write a song about that?
The cutest Christmas puppy.
This just may be the most adorable Christmas puppy I’ve ever seen. I’d take him home in a heartbeat! How can you not love this little guy all wrapped up in Christmas lights! via Chi Chi
I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by comparison.
Nobody ever complains that Santa’s fat. If they did, they wouldn’t get anything good for Christmas. He’s probably the jolliest fat guy in a suit that you’ll ever see.
When I think about you I touch my elf.
There is nothing like the Christmas spirit. It just takes over and before you know it, you’re touching your elf.
