The 12 days of Christmas may be a classic song, but it’s a little out of date. It’s more like: 12. Effing Fruitcakes 11. Shoppers Shoving 10. Credit Cards All Maxed 9. Broken Diets 8. Hours Delay 7. Tacky Sweaters 6. Checks A-Bouncing 5. Extra Pounds 4. Bags A-Missing 3. Missed Flights 2. Panic Attacks … Read more
It’s almost time! We’re so close to Christmas that I can hardly hold it in. This will be the slowest week EVER!
I’m not looking for love, I’m looking for money! Why doesn’t anyone write a song about that?
This just may be the most adorable Christmas puppy I’ve ever seen. I’d take him home in a heartbeat! How can you not love this little guy all wrapped up in Christmas lights! via Chi Chi
Nobody ever complains that Santa’s fat. If they did, they wouldn’t get anything good for Christmas. He’s probably the jolliest fat guy in a suit that you’ll ever see.
There is nothing like the Christmas spirit. It just takes over and before you know it, you’re touching your elf.
Smiling makes me feel good. And if you smile when shit’s going wrong, people tend to shy away from you cuz they think you’re the crazy one.
Nothing like a silent night in front of the TV playing retro video games! by ~knight0323
