The vending machine gave me the wrong kind of Kit-Kat.
Even though he may not be covered in chocolate, he’s a steel at the price. Who wants a Kitty Cat?
Cats
I hear you’ve been working like a dog.
No one should be working like a dog, especially a cat. Work life balance man!
Cats for Every Day of the Week
What kind of day is it? Well this handy daily cat chart can help you figure it out. As long as it’s not Monday or Wednesday, you should be fine.
Cat treadmills are installed in all bathrooms.
Run kitty run! Get some exercise. Which my toilet paper didn’t have to pay the price, but at least you’re staying healthy.
Before Coffee. After Coffee.
Coffee is amazing. It can turn me from Grumpy Cat into Nyan Cat in just one cup. Ok, maybe two.
Do not leave drinks unattended. Cat is an asshole.
Every cat owner understands this. Cats have something against drinks being in cups. If they see one, they’ll put it on the floor. Not sure why, but I guess they just like to free drinks.
The party don’t start ’till I walk in.
Don’t stop kitty. Don’t stop being the life of the party. You go girl.
Yea it’s Friday! Don’t burst my bubble.
There’s nothing more annoying that someone telling you how close Monday is when you’re just trying to celebrate Friday. Let me be happy.
Computers would be so much better with Cats Lock.
Ever use that Caps Lock button on your computer? Probably not very often. I wish we could swap it out with a Cats Lock that switched everything to cats. That’d be an amazing feature.