Wear your f*@#ing mask.
Dr. Seuss’s new book, Things I Will Put Up Your Ass, If You Don’t Put On That Fucking Mask is going to be a best seller this holiday season. Also, wear a mask.
Books
Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall
I’m not so sure why these Humpty Dumpty stories over the years had him falling down and getting hurt when, in reality, he had a great fall. Like one of the best ever. Enjoying the leaves, carving pumpkins, picking apples, and reading a good book by the fire.
The League of Regrettable Superheroes
Ever think that that superheros are awesome? Well, not all of them. Some of them are not so talented. This is The League of Regrettable Superheroes. These are real, failed superheros. For example, Dr Hormone.
Little Golden Book of Alternative Facts
It’s hard to teach kids about Trump and his administration, but this Little Golden book can help. Things are not always as they seem. They’re not lies, they’re alternative facts. Credit: Tim O’Brien
Checkout the libraries self checkout.
A lot of places have self checkouts, but not that many have ones that look this good. Well played library. Well played.
Life is a Choose Your Own Adventure book.
Every day is a new adventure and you never know what’s on the next page. However, one wrong turn and you could end up dead. Oops. Make good life choices.
I Hate Everything
Life isn’t always rosy and happiness. Sometimes it sucks and we just hate everything. ‘I hate that wind chimes don’t always chime. I hate the wind. I hate that you saw that coming. I hate being predictable.’ ‘I hate putting up Christmas lights. I hate when the light strands are all knotted. I hate that … Read more
Batman Returns … His Books To The Library
Even Batman likes to read in his down time. When he’s done with his books, he always returns them to the library like a good citizen.
Remember how we googled back before Google?
Before we had Google, if you wanted to find something, like say a book, you had to manually look it up in the card catalog. And if you didn’t now how to do that, you were SOL.
Reading books is only boring if you lack imagination.
Think that was an awesome movie? Well you should have read the book. Books create a movie in your mind based on what you think is interesting. Don’t let someone else try to tell you what the story looks like.