And you think your Mom’s bad.
Bird Mom’s are the worst. You think your Mom’s not nice, at least she didn’t throw you out of a tree when you were a baby. via The Square Comics
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Signs of spring! I see a Robin.
See Robin? Seem him there behind that tree? It’s a sure sign of spring when he comes creeping into the neighborhood. That and you may have a crime problem in the neighborhood. viaĀ bizarrocomics
Have you see this bird?
I met this bird downtown by the tree near the post office. We chilled for like, five minutes & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off so if you see him, please let him know hat I miss that crazy son of a bitch.
Polly want some chocolate?!
Everyone knows chocolate fountains are awesome and who wouldn’t want to cover themselves in sweet chocolate!
Early Bird Gets the Gummy Worm
This is why I get up early, however I can’t seem to find any gummy worms. Just regular ones.
Be Happier Than A Bird With A French Fry
Be happy. Take some time, relax, and just be happy. Sometimes it’s the small things that make life awesome.
Not All Snowflakes Are Tasty
Be careful when trying to catch snowflakes on your tongue. You never know when a bird may want to drop by and play a little joke on you.
The New Batman And Robin
Take that George Clooney. Here are the new Batman and Robin. These super heros are real, however they probably won’t kick ass quite as much.
This Is Where Rat Birds Came From
These two are up to something, we’re just not sure what yet. This could be where rat birds all started. Or then again, they could just be posing nice for the camera. via imgfave