This is the most dangerous animal in the world!
Even though he’s right next to the most dangerous animal, this shark shows no fear.
Put a Mirror on Some Stairs. Scare the Shit out of Everyone.
Got a staircase outside? If so, put a mirror on one step and you’re sure to scare the shit out of anyone as they think they’re about to fall to their death. Of course, that could cause them to fall down the stairs, so lets not put it towards the top.
Actions Speak Louder Than Like Buttons
You can Like all the right stuff and it’ll never make a difference. But, you can give off your ass and do one good thing and change the world.
Don’t you just love the smell of bacon in the morning?
Nothing says good morning like the smell of bacon. Cute puppies or a piglet isn’t bad either.
Roses Are Red, I Have A Phone, No One Texts Me, Forever Alone
Some poems are happy and heart warming. Others are realistic and depressing.
Do you know what clouds are made of?
I do. They’re made up of music files, books, Office documents, movies and things like that.
Is this the best or worst book ever?
Pop-up book of phobias seems like such a bad idea. But you know you want to open it and look.
Working For The Weekend
Sometimes it seems like we’re just working for the weekend. Then the weekend gets here and we do the same things we do all week.
Since it’s the thought that counts I’ll just keep on thinking about exercising.
I see no reason to go to the gym and work out when I could just stay home and be happy. Or maybe I’ll go to the movies. Or for some ice cream.
Batman Saves. Spiderman Saves. Wolverine Tries.
Catching a falling person is hard when you’re wolverine and your hands are made of metal blades.