Things to do for St Patrick’s Day.
There are so many things you can do on St. Patrick’s day. Like drink green beer, listen to some irish music, wear green, take down the Christmas tree.
Due to lack of interest, Monday has been canceled.
I wish we could just cancel Monday. Lets move on to Tuesday, or Friday. I’m ready for the weekend!
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
It’s the best thing she ever did for me.
Hope you like my new cupcake recipe. They’re called shut the fucupcakes.
They’re cute, they’re yummy and if you take one, I don’t want to hear another peep out of you. Shut your cupcake hole!
Cats Love Puzzles & Games
Cats always like to be the center of attention. It doesn’t matter if you’re doing a puzzle, playing a game, or typing on the computer. They feel it’s their duty to be right there in the middle of things.
Turn your dirty car into art!
No need to take your car to the car wash, just draw on it. Granted, you need to have some drawing skills, but it’s a big, moving, canvas that you can use to showcase whatever you want!
Winter is out to get you.
If you thought winter was bad enough as is, you haven’t seen anything yet. Imagine a giant snow monster crawling out of the ground!!
Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.
Now matter how you look at it, atoms make up everything. Can they be trusted? Should they be trusted?! Course, we can’t just get rid of them.
When popcorn gets hot flashes, they get fat.
One day your body is smooth, sexy, and slim. But then comes a hot flash and BAM you’re twice the size, have wrinkles, and a bit bitter; or salty. Personally, I much prefer the larger sized popcorn. Much more enjoyable. via OffTheMark