He who has not Christmas in his heart will not find it under a tree.
Just saying. Either you’re all in or you don’t get nothing. Ho Ho Ho Yo.
Cats make great Christmas tree toppers.
Cats love Christmas trees so why not just make them the star? They’ll gladly climb up and break things as they go. If your tree isn’t anchored well, it’ll tip over too. That just makes more fun for the cat though.
Santa Sees You When You’re Sleeping
He sees you when you’re sleeping Because through your window he’s peeping. He likes you because This is a naughty Santa Claus.
Don’t Panic. Organize.
What’s worse that one pissed off person? A whole bunch! They can take on anything. When done right, they can solve anything. When done wrong, they can also make things 10x worse.
Once you go black, you never go back.
It’s so true too. I tried to color yellow over black and ended up with a yellowish black marker. It’ll never be the same.
Packaging is the worst when you are sick.
Don’t worry, these pills will make you feel much better. However, getting into them will be a challenge. Easy there, don’t stab yourself with that knife or the scissors. That’s right, swear a few more times, that always helps. Oh you got one out! But where did that little bugger go? He was just here a … Read more
A little holiday advice from a turkey.
Holiday icons have it hard. Not only do they have standards and traditions to live up to, but some die every year. via Bizarro.com
You know, that moment you realize you’re supposed to be praying, not eating.
Happens every holiday. You get so excited about stuffing your face, that you forget that someone is here that wants to say grace. I’m sure God will understand.
May your stuffing be tasty and your turkey plump.
May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!