Great news! We’re all getting laid!!!!!
Sure, it sounds like a good time but bricks only get laid once. Then it’s all over forever.
Sucking is the first step to being good.
No matter what someone is great at, they all sucked at it when they started. So cheer up, keep trying, and maybe someday you’ll get sorta good at it.
When petting cats, watch out for the murder button.
All cats have a murder button and you must be very careful not to hit it. However, the murder button is located in a different spot on all cats. Don’t worry, you’ll find your cat’s soon enough. Just remember where it is.
Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things.
It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot. Remember that next time someone speaks down to you.
It’s time for a new start.
It’s never to late to start new. However, sometimes you need to re-think your new start. Like maybe thinking twice before getting this license plate. Sure, you meant well well, but…. no.
You’ve got 12 months!
The year just started, but what are you going to do with it? You got 12 months to figure shit out. Now get going!
Next year I’m going to be even more awesome.
Some people pick New Year’s resolutions that are difficult, I’m picking an easy one; just be more awesome!
New Year’s Resolutions You Can Actually Achieve!
It’s hard to keep New Year’s resolutions, so why not give yourself an edge by choosing ones you can actually achieve?
