America. O’er the land of the free… bacon, and the home of the… bacon.
I like how this dog thinks. We need more bacon! And what’s more patriotic on the 4th of July than bacon!…
I like how this dog thinks. We need more bacon! And what’s more patriotic on the 4th of July than bacon!…
Forgive and forget. Or at least forgive….
…It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified…
Why yes, my questions are great. I’d come up there and kick your ass if you said my questions were lame….
…Google suggest is hilarious! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cb1L7aivW8 As for “Why Won’t My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea?” Well were not sure why anyone would search on that. However, I’m pretty sure the Parakeet…
…too. Flowcharts are definitely best in Excel. All your assets should come in some Microsoft document because everyone loves Microsoft Office. Fonts Comic Sans is the best font ever. Hands…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rNgCnY1lPg Ever wonder where they come up with the idea for Facebook? I’m sure they stole it from Friendface. The wonderful friend network where you connect with others and they…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEcbkusXUlo Grocery shopping got you down? Make it a little more fun by adding a skateboard to your cart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4o0ZVeixYU Escalators not as fun as they use to be? Take…
…was a lie. Next thing they’ll try to tell me I can’t just paint a road on a rock wall and drive through it. This is according to: https://www.speedofanimals.com/animals/coyote https://www.speedofanimals.com/animals/roadrunner…