Monday’s To-Do List
It’s Monday, which means it sucks. Good thing my to-do list is pretty simple. However that second one may be a little difficult.
Home Is Where You Can Look Ugly And It’s OK
home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it. There’s nothing like sitting around home in something that is uber comfortable, but not something you’d wear out in public. Maybe it’s wearing an old t-shirt, having your hair in a mess, no makeup, or maybe it’s just sitting around in your underwear. … Read more
Take A Few Minutes To Do Nothing… Then Tweet About It
We live in a very busy world and sometimes it’s just nice to stop and do nothing. Of course when you’re done doing that, it’s good to tweet about it.
Sometime’s MILFs Can Be Confusing
no, honey, a MILF is supposed to be somebody else’s mom. Kids have it rough these days with all the internet stalkers, middle school sex, and what not. Then there are MILFs, a topic which can be confusing at first.
Do You Want Me to Google All over Your Facebook?
hey babe, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo ’til I google all over your facebook? I’m not exactly sure what they are talking about here, but I have a feeling it may be dirty. Or maybe lame. Depends on how you look at it.
Lady GaGa Stole Wilson’s Identity
Identity theft is a big thing and no one likes it when someone else steals theirs. However, Lady Gaga seems to think it’s OK to steal Wilson, the volleyballs, look.
Important Safety Announcement About Turtles
Please stop telling people that there is treasure inside of a turtle. The poor little guys just can’t take it anymore.
Edward. The Baby Is Not Yours
Talk about a scare on Twilight. One mention of a baby and Jacob just freaks out. Run baby daddy. Run!
Even Bridges Get Hungry. Nom Nom Nom
Next time you walk under a bridge, just think, it could be eating you. Mmmmm people. Nom Nom Nom
Not So Safe Crayon Colors
Not every crayon is created equal. Some are darker, some lighter and some have really bad names.