Alf is back and abducting our cats.
Remember ALF? The Alien Life Form that thought cats were tasty? Well he’s back and he’s abducting our cats!
Fear does not prevent death. It prevents life.
Don’t stand in the shadows, hoping things will change. Take a stand, raise some hell, and create change.
Super Dangerous Road Ahead
There’s a dangerous road a head. Full of pot holes, sink holes, and even some ass holes. One is worst than the others however.
Wanted: The Kool-Aid Man
If you see the Kool-Aid Man, call the authorities. Don’t try to chase him as he’ll just break through walls. He’s to be considered extremely destructive, and super tasty. However, don’t drink the Kool-Aid as he uses it to brain wash you into thinking everything is ok.
Dawn of the Doughnuts
You better eat them before they eat you! Sadly, eat to many and the doughnuts kill you anyway. So, I guess it’s a lose lose situation; except doughnuts are tasty which is a win. It’s complicated. Sprinkles!!
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Some heroes are just random dudes with a box of wine strapped to their back; with paper cups of course. Admit it, if you see this guy in public, you’d be pretty happy. Unless he doesn’t give you a drink. Then he’s your nemesis.
Wednesday be like…
For some reason, Wednesday is just the day that we tolerate. Nothing too exciting happens.
This is what I look like at the beach.
It seems everyone else can get a tan but me. I’m the white one that stands out. Also, I’m now hungry for a donut.
This summer, get an American tan.
What’s more American than the American flag burned into your skin? USA USA USA
Game of Coffee
You drink or you sleep. It’s getting all serious up in here! Forget the Thrones, this is about coffee! It’s real life we have to survive!!